I'm Completely Innocent!

Kobe shakes off the rumors amid astonishing photos revealed of him and Hugo on a weekend get-away in the Virgin Islands. The irony.

You will ALWAYS be MY Macaca!

George Allen declares his love as only he can.

Sexually Frustrated?

Dick Cheney shows great disappointment in the size of certain dictator body parts.

I did NOT have sex with that man!

Emotions run high as Bill Clinton relieves the world.

Come on Over!

The ever-hospitable Bill Maher welcomes Hugo as a fellow Bush devil worshiper.

Ra-Sho Nes-ter-o-vich!

Steven A. is appalled by rumors of Hugo's new fling, quite frankly, of course.

After-Party Gone Bad!

Hugo doesn't realize Rosie is not a man!

Jim Rome is Burning!

An avid fan and top-notch baseball stud, Hugo decides to sit on the hotseat with Jim.

Joe, Don't Be Jealous!

Scarborough Country is green with envy over Hugo's gift to Chris Matthews. Joe asks disdainfully, "So I suppose you would accept this nutcases's oil, too, wouldn't you?"

Chris fires back: "I'm all ready known as the Nutcracker! Just ask Hugo!"

Now Let's Play Hardballs!

Chris Matthews has no idea his own words would come back to haunt him as he prepares to welcome Hugo as a guest on his esteemed show.

Cindy: 'I'm on you're side'

The charasmatic Cindy Sheehan embarks on a weeklong tour of American talk shows.

Wait . . . Who Else Knows About This?

Hugo is infomed by his staff that the cat is out of the bag. The reports are now rampant of his gayness.

Untimely Acting!

Hugo aims straight but unfortunately the secret is out. He's slightly left of center.

Jacque replies, "Not on the first date!"

Sacre Bleu!

The president of France is immediately shocked after reading the breaking news reported exclusively on hugochavezisgay. Within moments he calls his comrade to welcome him to "Gay Pa-ri !"

Put that Leathal Weapon Down!

A Harlem photographer is careful to shoot "above the belt" as Hugo and Danny go au naturale in front of a church.

Do Ask, And Do Tell!

The fifth brigade of Hugo's proud army strut their stuff!

Puke Green is Back!

A connoisseur of fashion cycles as well as dictators, Hugo is relieved to hear his favorite shirt can be worn again with pride!

What Not to Wear!

Hugo commits fashion sin in front of thousands. He confesses: "I know. It makes my butt look big!"

Style Soulmates!

"Delicious hat!" Hugo and Mr. Iran say in unison. Love is in the air!

Hugo thinks to himself: "Now this is a keeper!"

Stylin' with Fidel!

Hugo shows off his new hat to his unending love. Fidel is impressed: "Now that is you, boy!"

Brokeback for Seniors!

Hugo is overwhelmed by the high demand for the completion of the trilogy: titled Brokeback 3: Give Senior Citizens Some Love. His legend lives on . . .

I Am Now a Rainbow!

Jesse Jackson leads Hugo in their first dance after welcoming him to his Rainbow Coalition.

Too bad he's not my type!

The breaking news hits Hugo hard.

Dirty Boxing?

After Hugo goes a few rounds of playful "rasslin'" with his buddy Don King, he whispers in his ear, "May I have this dance?"

Let's Party!

Hugo leads a crowd in the "Y-M-C-A" at a Village People's convention in Hawaii.










Check out this bonus photo! "Give me a 'Y'!"

Holy Garlic!

Hugo addresses the world: "You see this? This protect me from the sulfur smell coming out of the the Devil's anus!"

Cowboy Up, Baby!

Hugo feels "in the moment" as he proudly acts in the new blockbuster hit, Brokeback Mountain: Menage a trois.

Fashion Emergency!

Hugo can't help but notice the obvious: "Guys . . . please . . . where's your queer eye?"

Bird Buddy Heartbreak?

Complete quote from Hugo at a Halloween party in New York City: "I'm sorry my feathered friend . . . your chromosomes and me . . . it wouldn't work out. I like your stylish red hat, but it's over."

Evo: Hugo's New Flame?

Hugo whispers to his fellow world leader: "Come closer my friend. Once you go over the rainbow, you'll never want to come back."

At it Again!

Fidel and Hugo can't stop their mad attraction to each other.
They dance all night at Club Fatigues, a little-known gay bar on the outskirts of Havana.

Quiet, Please!

Actual photo of Hugo checkin' out football players butts on T.V.
Prayer answered!

I Pray for a Nice Round Butt!

He's not talking about the meat you eat!

His boy-toy!

Just checkin' out the guys at the club.

Hear it here first!

Hugo Chavez has been recently confused with being a dictator, a lunatic, or a devil in disguise.

But those are just rumors! The fact is that he is gay!

Just take a look at the picture to the left.